yes...?

mom: so, uh, tell me, do you have a...
me: what?
mom: a girlfriend?
me: wha--um, what if I do?
mom: really?
me: okay, so I have a girlfriend, so what?
mom: ooh!
me: ok I'm going...--
mom: wait, who is it?
me: what do you mean? what does it matter???
mom: is it that girl you went to homecoming with?
me: yes.
mom: really? is it the same girl you met that other time?
me: yes...
mom: katy "huffpuff"?
me: *sigh* yes.
mom: ooooh.
me: ok! I get it.
mom: how long...
me: what? we've known each other for like six, seven months.
mom: REALLY?
me: yeah...
mom: and how long have you been...
me: since sunday.
mom: that's the... what date is that?
me: what does that matter???
mom: well, you know, you need to be careful with girls.
me: what? what the hell are you talking about???
mom: you know, you think they like you and everything, but then they like some one else and--
me: are you serious?
mom: oh, you know, especially when you're in college and all. it's rough.
me: ...
mom: I mean, girls--it is a girl, right?
me: what?
mom [serious]: it's a girl; you're not....
me: what? what if it WERE that way? would you approve? would you disown me?
mom: you just wait, until you're older and have children...
me: if it WAS a boy, I wouldn't have any children! Ha!
mom: ...
me [mentally]: owned.

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I had another part of the conversation that was really funny and all, but I forgot what it was fml.